Omg hai ___^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv 88 anime <3 and my fav is naruto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!!! ^____________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =___=I looked up and saw...SASUKE!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! * KONNICHIWAS OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!* I yelled n___n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *____* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!! [OMG!!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!!! >.> <.< >.< (0) (0) (0)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! -________-;;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ò) (ò_ò) (ò_ò) so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ò) then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!! (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!! (^______<)
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