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[–]Anonymous [score hidden]

What the hell you goddamn piece of shit can you even READ? NO.

[–]Anonymous [score hidden]

nsfw

[–]Anonymous [score hidden]

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[–]Anonymous [score hidden]

nigger

[–]Turtleinatuxedo [score hidden]

This majestic animal https://i.imgur.com/0UVkjnQ.jpg

[–]kjoonlee [score hidden]

edit: My earliest memory (not related to NK) is from 1984. The following is an account from around 1984-1987.
I remember propaganda cartoons on TV - from the 70s - that showed communists as animals. There was a series called 똘이장군 where there was a young boy who fought communists, who were shown as animals. I found some videos on YouTube, for example: https://youtu.be/PNxySc3L7-I?t=53m20s
On one hand we were taught that reunification should be the goal, and we sang a song titled "Our Wish is Unification," but on the other hand, we were taught that communists were evil and they did horrible things, axe-murdering American soldiers at the Panmunjeom (a neutral meeting place), slicing tearing open the mouth of a young boy who shouted "I don't like communists/the communist party" (the kid is said to have died and there was a monument at his home town or something).
The north were said to be digging tunnels to surprise-attack the south, and if you went to the borders you could visit the tunnels yourself - that had luckily been discovered beforehand.
Propaganda materials from the north could be found in the countryside (dropped from balloons? scattered by spies?) and if you found them and turned them in to your teacher, you could get pencils as a reward.
There were said to be undercover agents living among us, northern spies pretending to be from the south. If somebody didn't know the latest fads you'd ask them "are you a spy?" as a joke. We were taught to be suspicious of people who weren't aware of current events.

[–]joe [score hidden]

GO SUCK NASA'S DICK

[–]yourwaifu [score hidden]

Omg hai ___^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv 88 anime <3 and my fav is naruto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!!! ^____________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =___=I looked up and saw...SASUKE!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! * KONNICHIWAS OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!* I yelled n___n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *____* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!! [OMG!!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!!! >.> <.< >.< (0) (0) (0)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! -________-;;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ò) (ò_ò) (ò_ò) so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ò) then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!! (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!! (^______<)
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Copied for fags who want to troll with this or whatev
edit- apparently the ^ doesn't work so well on reddit

[–]seanjenkins [score hidden]

Lennon stealing whores
Or the one where this guy puts his dick in a pizza and gives his girlfriends dad a actual heart attack.

[–]OldKingClancey [score hidden]

Not a movie but definitely the best scene I've watched.

Elle Hearts Girls with Elle Alexandra and Mia Malkova, Elle's one of my favourites because she's a real lesbian (I don't know how to word that properly but you get my meaning) who really gets into her scenes and this one she does with Mia has it all.

An intensely erotic opening two minutes with slow-mo and the only example I've seen of pop music in a porn video, two gorgeous woman - one a sun-kissed blonde, the other a porcelain redhead - who can't keep their hands off each other and a combination of focused eroticism up to and including instances of biting, clawing and hair-pulling but also moments of levity and laughter in the aftermath of an orgasm.
I fear I may have over analysed a porno. Fuck it, that's what I do.

[–]astonsilicon [score hidden]

Bajorans of saidit, what was it really like during the Cardassian occupations?

[–]Censordoll [score hidden]

I'm proud of myself for finding my current bf through friendship instead of actually looking for companionship.
He was a new student at the college I go to. It's a small school so naturally I'd see him around. When we finally got to talking about the program and why he's here, we started hanging out. Went to the beach, out to lunch at times, and so on.
Finally on a Friday he asked me if I wanted to go have a beer with him. And next thing I knew, I wake up in bed with this gorgeous man whom I never dreamed I'd have even the slightest of chances with.
I know it sounds kind of like "he took advantage of me" but the truth is, I told him I wanted him just as a friend because he's a very handsome man with charismatic behavior. The school we attend is 90% women. I singled myself out and basically said to myself "well, if this guy is way out of my league, the least I can look forward to is being his friend until he finds himself a gf"
When we were drinking I remember us sharing stories about why we're in that school and about our own purposes and lives. At some point I didn't realize how close to each other we had gotten until I hugged him and kissed him on the cheek.
He took that as his own opportunity to kiss me on the lips and the rest is history.
Even though this happened only a few months ago, he's been nothing but love and fun. I always tell him he's beautiful and I'm proud of myself for being myself. Because if it weren't for me just being me, he would have never taken interest. :,) It's awesome to know that for once, someone wanted me instead of the other way around.

[–]videochros [score hidden]

Apple should include a "other people can hear your shitty ass music, at this volume" warning, rather than the danger warning.

[–][deleted] [score hidden]

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[–]Jamie [score hidden]

https://www.amazon.com/Toys-Orcs-Gay-Monster-Menage-ebook/dp/B01F4OBU4Q/ref=sr_1_19?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1492824661&sr=8-19&keywords=monster+dildo

[–]Anonymous [score hidden]

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[–]SirCorley [score hidden]

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You're right, that is the entire alphabet.

[–]bestshowever [score hidden]

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[–]snplbpo [score hidden]

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[–]mlady [score hidden]

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